I Say ha-RUMPH.

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I Can't Believe This Place

After a VERY long trek through the birth canal, Abigail felt a pang of disappointment. THIS was the light at the end of the tunnel?!!!
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Stuffed Scorpion: 1. Baby: 0.

From Gund’s new line of trauma-inducing stuffed animals. Up next: Megalodon.
Thanks to commenters for clarifying that this is Alien (from Alien). I’ve never seen it, so I didn’t know what the empty egg was all about. *hangs head in shame*
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They have GOT to be kidding.

Stewart had solved some tough problems in his young life, but this one was going to take some extra creativity.
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Tonight… You Die In Your Sleep

I told them I wanted the big room, but they wouldn’t listen… FOOLS!!!! Maybe NOW, they will listen… MUAHhahahahahahahahaaaaa! Nobody puts baby in a corner. NOBODY!
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