Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout Yoda?

After two hours of advice from Yoda, Billy had had enough.
When Yoda said, “Feel the Force“, Billy thought it was cool.
When Yoda said, “Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not.“… Billy thought, “Little Man Syndrome alert!“
But when Yoda said, “Do or do not… there is no try.” — That was it. The heck? Billy thought, “Who is this little green man telling ME how to build a Lego pirate ship. I’m not even TWO. HE’s the creep with only 3 fingers on each hand! I have opposable thumbs!“
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